This One Time….I had sex with this hot guy from my psychology class in the library stacks during finals!
This one time… i was in my room cleaning and decided to open a window for more light. i look across the street and notice something moving in the apartment across from me when i notice it was my neighbor playing dance dance revolution naked in his living room. Gross!
This one time,,,,while out with my friends, i ran into my ex and his new fling. while in the bathroom with my friend, i was talking crap about her and saying things about the way she looked, when i walked out i ran into his sister who responds, “i thought that was your voice, i heard what you said”
This one time… my friend and i were talking about the new guy she had been dating for a while and i kept asking her if they had hooked up yet and she kept responding no. so that day we decide to go to the beach and took the dogs with us, while unloading the car, her dog had to use the bathroom and decided to do it next to the car. i look down and see this strange white thing, only to find out it was a condom. guess she was lying the whole time.
This one time… when i was hanging out at a friends house we realized her new neighbors were really hot and we started hanging out with them all the time. i started hooking up with one of them to find out later he was only 18. i was 25. when i later broke it off and he was devastated, his friends told me i was his first. whoops!
This one time, while at work, my bosses wife walks in and asked where he was. i said he was in the back and i went to go get him, and caught him bumping nasty with someone else in the back room. that was awkward.
This One Time….I told this girl she was spicy after she tried to shake my neck, instead of my hand the first time we met!
This One Time….I got so drunk I pissed my girlfriend’s bed, when she asked what happened….I told her it was sweat!
This One Time…I missed this girl’s birthday party, so to make it up to her she asked me to “fuck” her while she ate her friend out, it was awesome!
This One Time….I got this girl to stick a golf club up her snatch!